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PINS&APPSHMACKS

I’ve been busy but not that busy see? What happened to me is a syndrome of modern times… Let’s face it….It would be so much better if passwords and pins were just one… One no one could reach like a piece of your skin or DNA rubbed in to the screen of the computer because I suffer with pins and bobs of securely entering my account.

1- two-step authentication Right in here to get the authentication app you need to have a special password to enter the kingdom of the” I-PET ” and to do that you need you old password and pass code and numbers that have to be printed with mobiles and then …. oops … Lost it….

2- We have tools for 2-step authentication I have so many tools that I never know which is which? They are similar !

3- Lost my mobile-changed my cards. Now step in to my world, to change mobile, cancel the lost one what do you need? You guessed right pin and another pin on top of that and then you need to set up all your pins on the current phone (4 weeks least for that) considering I have a life outside the digital world

4- The next step is to set up your laptop, tablet and co. to the new tool and to all the other tools, and then to do that? You need another tool and gadget!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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6-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7- Oh yeah sure some content for the blog!

8- Who cares ? I am exhausted and have no time for such nonsense!!!!!!!

 

Cinders complex

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I have been busy and as usual my compulsive behaviour has taken me to other shores and I have learned new skills for when I’m old, I am learning to knit and crochet. I have learned when small with my grandmother and decided I would learn again. Chess I learned with my grandfather too but learned again with my husband. We used to make gigantic competitions listening to classical music and drinking wine on the winter cold days until I got so irritated from loosing that I bit his head but it’s a good story to explain my competitive side once I start playing games. About CINDERS it’s that us human beings in general make choices in life and once living through our choices we tend to self-pity ourselves. It’s funny how reality crashes on us sometimes. Well it’s getting cold now and I still believe that if it’s worth it then you’ll have to deal with a little bit of reality because the pink glass or “La vie en rose” can be just as debilitating as not acting to reach your dreams. So long for now, reality hits me once more. In a hurry as usual but better for talking about it.

Maintain the dream alive FOR EVER!

So as the mother of a girl and being a girl, I find myself in a web of princess crazed mania where my biggest nightmare is what else is there now?
First love was Cinderella, so here I go and buy the movie and then I discover movies II and III which I managed to not buy. Books are a must for the bedtime stories, and then the dress was very important along with the Barbie or Disney's version "Barbie" princess that lights up but not much fun since their legs are constrained but the light apparatus.
Your dreams will come true
Then it was a mixture in my head of Sophia the first, sleeping beauty, Alice in wonderland, snow-white, ... You name it!
I've got to confess that until I read the books at least three nights in a roll I feel very entranced in the fantasy world of Evil and good, princes that will fight for the princess and they will marry and live happily ever after... The end...
But what if I told you that once my daughter has the movie she feels too scared to watch it so what do I do? Oh yes now it's Elsa (Disney) based on the ICE QUEEN from Danish Hans Christian  Andersen

n the cold never bothered me anyway

Named  "Snedronningen"
But the truth is that it never ends ! And could start criticising the industry here and then capitalism and modern days ! But I will digress from the subject in place.
So dress from Elsa, earrings and the thing is trendy and difficult to get! Not to mention expensive!

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What happens to us girls when we grow up? Yes you got it, we keep hoping the prince will come and save us from the evil reality that is life. And depending on the point of view you can actually find a good hardworking man who will fall in love with you and let's face it, treat you well. But until you realize that fairy tales are beautiful but in reality you will hit the days when you just want to scream "What have I done?!!!!!"
So how to prepare your child for life and tell them at the same time that if you wish something and believe your dreams will come true? Well that's a very good question and I get to be questioned a lot. I believe that all my dreams come true and whatever I dream will come true but I also believe that this will happen thanks to my actions and choices. So if ever confronted between ruining a fantasy world for your child to share reality that hurts think about it.... Because this precious little child might stop believing and then what? So what I say is that dreams will only come true if you WISH,ACT and then be PATIENT !
But then the balance between truth and lie telling your child that she won't fly if she jumps from her window to NEVERLAND because Tinkerbell forgot the "magic dust" and she won't  but what am I going to say? " So I tell her TINKERBELL got so many requests for magic dust she decided to take large groups of people from now on and she works in airports ! " I catch myself saying this to my daughter and saying I have FIRE power that comes through my hand but NO..... I can not show it to you because it's DANGEROUS...
Yes it’s dangerous to my sanity at the moment.
Have a very dreamy week and CARPE DIEM

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SNOW WHITE’S FAIRY TALE HAS IMPORTANT LESSONS TO TEACH…

 Every night I read a book for my daughter before bedtime last night I was reading Snow White and the seven dwarfs for her when she asked (because she asks about everything)me: 
D- "Mom what is jealous and why is the Evil Queen jealous of Snow White?"
ME-  "Well the Queen is very vain and wants to be the fairest of the land but she is growing old and Snow White is just young and growing to be a beautiful woman as well and that's why the Queen dresses her in rags"
D- "But the Queen is much prettier than Snow White, She wears make-up and wears a beautiful dress"
ME- "Well yes the Queen dresses better and wears make-up and is very pretty but Snow White is pretty without a beautiful dress and without make-up because She was born pretty and that's what the Evil Queen is jealous of"

To that my daughter asks

D- "But why is jealous?"
ME-" I believe I already answered the question"

Summer holidays are tricky!

She sure is... Yikes!   & SHE IS ACTUALLY BLONDE!!!  NOT BRUNETTE!!

The Seven Dwarfs: Happy, Bashful, Sleepy, Sneezy, Doc, Grumpy, Dopey
Snow White: Kindness is POWER. http://media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com/originals/76/3f/db/763fdb3ca2c818f539c7e2924e97fa0a.jpg

Day 17, least favorite classic. Snow white is my least favorite, sorry, I just never really liked it. I mean, a guy just comes and kisses a corpse sitting around in the woods.

MENS SANA IN CORPORE SANO

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Mujeres al borde de un ataque de nervios” from Almodovar is more like me at this moment in time. I’m near the wrong side of my thirties and haven’t been exercising for a few months for I figured that paying for gym was healthy enough right? I have found my long lost love for marshmallows in the microwave and COKE not the ZERO COKE but the red sugary one. I guess I could blame it on anxiety but the truth is that I have been too lazy to contemplate exercise. I am back then, Monday I went to a step class into which I fell on my bottom but got up with all the grace I could master and continued to a body pump class, funny enough I have spent two days resembling a limping robot when I walk. The lactic acid in my muscles did not allow me to go down the stairs without the noises to accompany from “huu ouch f… han ouchy” or just a scream of pain much less up the stairs. By the end of day yesterday my husband and daughter were both on the verge of “HARAKIRY”. Needless to say I went to the gym today and did double the weights from Monday and ran. Summer will come and no, I do not intend to become a triathlon champion but I intend to feel good inside this lovely temple of mine for I have to live with it. I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and be really skinny blaming on my super fast metabolism and say things like “I have always tried to gain weight but it is impossible” or “I never exercised and I am a chocaholic but my weight is always the same. I am just lucky” but instead I am human and normal so I can say that if my body is in good shape is thanks to hard work and starvation denial mode.
My compulsive behaviour unfortunately won’t allow me to do things in equilibrium so now I am determined to gym it and I will do it until I get into some other kind of trip.
Note to self or MOTO of the season is
mens sana in corpore sano

The phrase comes from Satire X of the Roman poet Juvenal (10.356). It is the first in a list of what is desirable in life:
English translation:You should pray for a healthy mind in a healthy body. Ask for a stout heart that has no fear of death, and deems length of days the least of Nature’s gifts that can endure any kind of toil, that knows neither wrath nor desire and thinks the woes and hard labors of Hercules better than the loves and banquets and downy cushions of Sardanapalus. What I commend to you, you can give to yourself; For assuredly, the only road to a life of peace is virtue.

 

In original Latin:orandum est ut sit mens sana in corpore sano. fortem posce animum mortis terrore carentem, qui spatium vitae extremum inter munera ponat naturae, qui ferre queat quoscum que labores, nesciat irasci, cupiat nihil et potiores Herculis aerumnas credat saevosque labores et venere et cenis et pluma Sardanapalli. monstro quod ipse tibi possis dare; semita certe tranquillae per virtutem patet unica vitae. —Roman poet Juvenal (10.356-64)

10 reasons not to leave a husband unattended with his tools

I left for one afternoon and here is what I found when I got back home and here I can tell you what my reaction was …

“Darling are you building a jacuzzi?”

“Just like in Shrek where we can trump inside?”

“I am so glad about this WHOLE pipe bullying”

“Sweet I’ve always wanted a pool”

“Please don’t tell me you are digging to get to China?”

Of all the reasons why I shouldn’t leave him+tools alone for an afternoon

1)Messy

2)Messy inside the house

3)dusty

4)No showers

5)No water

6)3 days?

7)4days?

8)tools spreaded around the house

9)smelly

10)”101010 I forgot what 10 was for” quote to a song I don’t remember by who

 

Well despite that he found that there was a leak and he is fixing it before the whole house falls down (apparently)